Sunday, December 13, 2009
"Please, Sir, Can I Have Some More?"
Who de-glammed Adam Lambert and turned him Charles Dickens' Oliver Twist? Admittedly, his wardrobe is more expensive that the famous orphan, but what the fuck happened to the Glittery Alien?
Let's take stock: No rings or chains or necklaces at all. (He would be fired from TGIF for "lack of flare!") Not a glit or shimmer in sight. And has he ever worn any pants that loose in his life? (There are actual folds and drops in his jeans. Did he lose his luggage?) The boots are nice, but that hat! (Somewhere in Miami is an angry lesbian with a cold, closely shorn head!)
Going for "cute and boyish" instead of "sexy and glamorous?" Yeah, that's Kris Allen's gig, dude. Get back in the bathroom and finish getting ready!