Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Do People Lose Their Minds When They Lose Their Legs?

Yet another prosthetic leg was found. This one at the Jacksonville Beach. What the hell?

How can they not miss their missing prosthetic legs? I mean, assuming they have prosthetic legs because they are missing actual, biological, attached second legs, don't they need their artificial ones?

So, one-legged Bob was having fun swimming in the surf (oil apparently not there yet) when he decided to go home. So he hopped all the way to his car ..... See my point?

Was he really fucked up on drugs and alcohol? (Which begs the question: Is that how he lost his bio-leg?)

Did someone give him GHB or a Ruffie then hide his Willie-Nelson-embossed plastic-and-metal leg?

I don't understand how he lost it. But I am glad he got it back.

Post Script: If I were Willie Nelson, I'd be really pissed off. Not because my image is plastered to the side of this guy's fake leg. But because he cares so little about it, and the image, that he hopped off and left it on the beach. Seriously.

Post Post Script: I had a lightening strike after I finished writing this. I think I've found the answer to my question: How do these people keep losing their prosthetics? Well, they lost the legs that were attached to their bodies, so it only stands to reason that they would have a hard time keeping track of one that is detachable. Right?