Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Why Would Anyone Want to Bring Marie Antoinette Back from the Dead?
I know PigeonPoll is stupid anyway, but this just caught my attention. The poll question: Who would you want to bring back from the dead? Most of the options were musical performers, Elvis, Janis Joplin, etc. But one option was Marie Antoinette.
Marie Antoinette? Who the fuck would want to bring back Marie Antoinette?
First, we probably wouldn't be able to communicate because her dialect of French would be difficult to understand (I'm guessing).
Second, what a spoiled bitch! Let them eat cake?
And finally, how many Americans even know who the hell she is?
Come on, PigeonPoll. Give us some real options. I didn't even see Michael Jackson on the list!
(Though, on the up side - we could land a rescue helicopter on her foreheadscape.)