Thursday, April 8, 2010
Tiger Gets His Balls Off
Tiger Woods, the only person in America who LOVES Jesse James, returned to the links today.
He was cheered and jeered. One jokester paid to have a plane fly over the course with a banner reading "Tiger did you mean BOOTYISM?" Pretty Clever. Her are some alternatives.
"You've got balls!"
"Get it in the hole!"
"Move your hand up the shaft a little!"
"You're a swinger!"
"Tiger Woods: always coming and golfing."
I never realized golf was such a dirty game until today.
Did you know Tiger went to a sex addiction rehab facility in Hattiesburg, Mississippi? Sex addiction rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi? (Anyone else thinking "Deliverance" right now?)
And did you see the commercial Nike did of sad!Tiger with his father's voice over? IRONY - Apparently, TigerPapa was a womanizer too. So lesson learned? Act repentant, exploit your dead, adulterous father, and practice your swing.