Palin Wants a Theocracy, But Women Are Not Allowed to Be Imams

While we are spending trillions of dollars trying to get Muslim countries to abandon their sectarian, theocratic ideas of government and adopt secular government, our own Sister Sarah is driving the horse-cart in the wrong direction.

She wants a Theocracy.

What a fucking stupid idea. But considering the source...

Imagine all the people, killing each other over their nuanced beliefs in the same faith. Catholics and Mormons and Lutherans and Pentecostals. And it goes without saying that those of other faiths have strong feelings as well: Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Shintos, Muslims, etc.

You think this is a stretch? I doubt it. With separation of church and state, people have a sense that their religious beliefs are personal, not public. But start imposing particular religious practices and beliefs on people, and watch the result. Have you heard of the Iraq-Iran war? The Shia and Sunni still hate each other, killing each other regularly. And they are all Muslim.

I wonder is Sister Sarah stopped for a moment to think about what she is saying. It's not like her pentecostal faith promotes women in strong leadership positions. My guess: in a theocracy, she'd be hunting from the back of the helicopter.

I actually had a Mormon advocate theocracy to me as well. He wanted a government that imposed morality according to scripture. Well, my question was: Whose? I wonder if he considered the fact that if we actually did have a theocracy in the US, Mormons would be the minority. Be careful what you wish for, Mr. Mormon.

What this really comes down to is these biggots wanting to suppress anything and anyone different from them. The problem they are not considering: They may not be the biggots in charge.

People Who Say "God Hates Fags" Are Stupil

"Stupil" is a new word I just made up. It applies to the most extreme combinations of "stupidity" and "evil."

stupid + evil = STUPIL.

How are they stupid? Let me count the ways -

(1) Because hating someone for being different is ignorant bigotry. There is no rational or moral justification for such animosity against people who simply are attracted to members of the same gender. So, stupid is the best word I can think of for this.

(2) Because they purport to be "Christian," but clearly have no idea what the primary teachings of Jesus were. When asked what the most important commandment was, Jesus did not say "To hate fags" (sorry, stupil assholes). He answered that the most important commandments - there are 2 - are to love God and love one another. There were no qualifications or conditions, just "love one another." So, the signs would be more accurate if they said "God loves fags."

(3) Because they pretend to know and understand the mind and feelings of their God. Right. I'm sure He (or She or It) spoke to you from the bottom of your Bud Lite can or from your favorite NASCAR driver's ass.

There are more reasons they are stupid, like denying evolution, thinking Obama is a foreign born sleeper terrorist, etc., but let's move on to evil.

They are evil because they not only harbor hate towards innocent people, but because they take to the street encouraging others to do so as well. It is a campaign of hate. Ironically, these stupil fuckers like to compare Obama to Hitler. But in fact, their propaganda campaign against the gays and lesbians (and presumably bisexuals and transsexuals) is a "final solution" type movement. To hate something is to desire its utter destruction. And to hate a group of people is to desire their annihilation. So yeah, they are evil. If you disagree, convince me that I'm wrong!

The good news is these stupil idiots come out in the light of day, so we can see who they people are.

On a lighter note - please notice the one sign depicting the stick figures in position to engage in "rear entry-course" - though apparently without penis or anus. The stick person in the back is like half the height of the stick person in the front. Odd couple. But I say live and let stick figures live.

Apologies to "Stupid"

Calling Sarah Palin stupid is an insult to stupid. And writing a blog to point that out is like putting up a "Caution: Ice on Bridge" sign in Antarctica. But as this is a relatively new blog, I thought one shot at her would lay a good foundation for credibility and humor.

Sarah has spent a good amount of her "bought and paid for" time this week "peshawing" climate change and accusing Al Gore of promoting the idea of climate change so he can make money.

Sarah's full of shit as well as stupid. Al Gore was green before green was cool, way back in the 1980s when the GOP, blue-dog Dem's and many independents had woodies for Ronnie Reagan. The environment was a cheap slut back then, bandied about and used but never taken very seriously by most Americans. But Al was holding hearings on climate change as a Congressman way back then. The suggestion that he jumped on this bandwagon for money is absurd. It's his bandwagon, and he used to ride around on it all by himself, and people mocked him for it.

It is true that Al has invested in green companies and green technologies. But isn't it a good thing to have the principals to put your money where your mouth is?

Unlike Sister Sarah, who just accepted a speaking invitation at a fundraiser for a Canadian medical center, as well as the $200,000.00 speaking fee. This list proves what an amoral whore (the political kind, not the good kind) Sarah Palin is: (1) This is a facility funded by the Canadian government, so in her own words, it is "socialist." (2) The facility performs abortions. (3) The facility provides "end of life directive counseling," what she has called "death panels."

Sarah is complaining because Al has the principals to invest in industries that he believes are on the correct side of reversing the damage caused by greenhouse emissions, while at the same time taking the steaming sack of cash from a facility that by her own judgmental and sanctimonious beliefs is socialist, engages in the murder of fetuses and kills people using death-panels. Hypocrite much, Sarah?

The reason Sarah Palin continues to put dumbasses in seats is because her disciples are, as previously mentioned, dumbasses. She is the charming priest during the dark ages who mocked and even persecuted those who suggested that the earth was round and not flat while the ignorant masses cheered. She is the court jester who mocks the king's enemies to win favor while secretly thinking the king is a moron. (FYI, her disciples are the moronic king in this analogy.) And she is also the cute little kid pulling the loose threat on her shirt until her button falls off. She is not serious, nor should she be taken seriously.

She is still in the news because some people still listen to her with adoration, and she is scary because those fawning fools are superstitious, ignorant, narrow-minded, and easy. Much like W, Sarah is not scary as a hot dog vendor, but as the leader of the free world? *shudder*

How scared are you now? Are you ready for Stupid/Panderer 2012?